Death Wish IX: Exhumation

As a man who shares the surname Cooper, and did when he was a wee child, I am compelled to beat the ass off of anyone who combines the words Cooper, pooper, or scooper.

That's the best part of the evening to watch em

The answer is yes.

*Opens a Rob Ford-Style Buffet*

Xris Xross?

I didn't know anyone when I was a kid who could:
A: Afford a Neo-Geo
B: Would buy a Neo-Geo

This guy seems like a gigantic twat.

Crab man's crocheted suit is funnier than most of the comedies on the air right now.

*Ass Dan nods sagely*

*mumble mumble* …fit perfectly in Joan Cusack.

I keep waiting for the reveal (it seems VERY likely) that Eric isn't dead, and it was a ploy to draw the captain out.

I started watching Justified when its first season was airing. I was like, Timothy Olyphant? yeah, that's cool. Walton Goggins? ..neat.

"Only through double anal will you know the glory of eternal life!"

Put it in her munth!

Ian McKellan or GTFO

Except that was an awful episode of SNL. I liked a few skits here and there, but it was largely sour. Might've been because of the hurricane screwing the week up, but made me sad that a week I looked forward to was not as good as it could've been.

I think people are just REALLY set on hating it. I don't really like her music, or the way she comes off publicly, but yeah, she was a competent factor in the timberlake ep last season (?), and I think it'll be better than most are guessing.

…whoa, we don't call them that anymore. get with it, it's 2013.

You shouldn't have done that to the sheriff's daughter.