Big day for vans!

…hard drinks and big dicks, wasn't it something along those lines?

Someone put that up? Dammit, that was private.

I'm not sure what "come dancing" is, but it sounds messy.

I thought the same thing. Makes me hope for a Rocky-esque montage.

I thought it was just a snarky pot-shot at LaLaurie, not necessarily a reflection of her views.

She's been getting robbed.

except there's not much hate there, lol. I hatewatch some bad shit sometimes, (I'm looking at you, anything on bravo), but this is stylish, and even when it's bad, it's bad in the best ways.

…but seriously though. I'm not sure how i feel about Zoe, what with the, "We're all witches!", and "Here's your kid, he was dead, now he's Frankenstein, lol."

Exactly. It's the best worst thing.

Lily Rabe is someone I had no knowledge of before Asylum, and I think my life is a little better for knowing her. Also, devil nun sex dreams

That's how it's playing out in this mental fan fiction I got goin' on. Mrs. Tracksuit said they wouldn't follow Queenie much because she's not a "sexy" type like Madison, then I was like, "Who's getting busy with a half-man half-beast?"

Sweet merciful christ I love this show.

…in ten years or so it'll be announced that this was all a project from two buzzfeed employees.

I always thought they were saying, "as you say goodbye"

I understand when it's a shit remake how it could sour people, but when it's done well, and it freshens the material, no harm.

Exactly! I live in the middle of "You're headed somewhere else, IL", and I only know a handful of people who watch/ed BB. This could be fun.

Onan comin', yo!

awesome! and now to our first segment

He turns all the shows he stars in into tearjerkers.