I loved AHS season 1, it was a beautiful trainwreck.
Cry-sturbation? Yeah, we got that.
Rubber-suit rapeghost? Mhmm
Dual-gender maidghost that gives me the weirdest Francis Conroy boner? …yeah

How did the following finish up viewership-wise compared to Hannibal.

Nope. I've not seen a single episode of it, and I still wait eagerly for that next sweet, sweet F.

You want a dag?

…Of course. Now let me show you the dance of my people.

We're stopping doing that?

Get Jin and John Locke from lost, Scott Caan's chin, and a boy who gets his finger caught in a bottle of Mr. Pibb. And they'll go on adventures, I think it could be big. Is it too soon to whisper emmy? Put a happy ending there, and it'll write itself, I swear!

As a person of romanian/hungarian background, I can assure you that I almost always am either:

…so's Lagan.

Give it a shot. I mean, there are gobs of possibilities.

…I read the article, scrolled to where the video is, saw Zach Braff covered with an afghan, his head sporting the word "balls", and thought, this is him in his natural state.

aww hell naw

To quote the eminent sages of my junior high experiences, The Bloodhound Gang [boatloads of shame],

And that's a damned shame, but very NBC.

I liked this alot more than I was expecting too, since by the time the films were done, Lecter and his antics were more camp than anything, but I feel like this incarnation of Lecter brings some of the menace to the role.

….So audiences are going to be left wanting more a few hours later?

..During the St. Elmo's Fire-esque bit, Virginia's outfit was distracting, because dayum, she looks good for whatever age she is.

You're definitely a RENEGADE to HIGHLANDER: THE FINAL DIMENSION his thoughts on XENA: WARRIOR PRINCESS. Also he's a JACK OF ALL TRADES. [that aired on usa, right?]

Nope, not at all.

…and now you have.