But what about Jon Hamm's John Ham, the delicious ham for the bathroom.

I can't help it, I've had nothing to drink but Jamba Juice, so I have ice cold diarrhea at the moment.

I've always kinda wanted to fuck Ms. Buttersworth. /shrug

Well, if it was a callback to Earl, Nescobar Aloplop was in Earl's English as a second language class.

Sweet merciful exclamation, that may be my favorite comment of the [everything].

I just imagine em to be shitty crab cakes, and I hate crab cakes.

Then we'll take you to our mile long super salad bar featuring bacon and cheese cream soup with our five head of iceberg lettuce he-man salad served in a punch bowl with 15 pounds of ranch dressing!

The wife and I made Cheesy Blasters from 30 Rock a year or so ago, they were nowhere as good as I wished they would be, but meatcat would've approved.

I was wondering this same thing the other day, and then I saw a promo for BET's
"Second Generation Wayans" which is totally a real thing and not something I made up for funsies, because I don't want to have another generation of unfunny people to inflict upon my children, but eh, what can you do.

@avclub-e66328e6839ea98e7ac56275a549d89e:disqus You know why they call him Tabu?

*points* Stars, they're just like us! /shucks.

I'm waiting to hear the royal baby is pregnant with the kardashiye baby's baby. And it's new album drops next week.

NBC does indeed peacock comedy!

NBC does indeed peacock comedy!

I'm pretty sure that now you owe THEM money, and, you know, maybe they can crash on your couch?

I'm pretty sure that now you owe THEM money, and, you know, maybe they can crash on your couch?

Maybe I should listen to it before throwing snark at it… Nah, fuck that.

Maybe I should listen to it before throwing snark at it… Nah, fuck that.

Cruisin' for chicks? Looks like pedo-riffic fun. Is that a thing adults do?

Cruisin' for chicks? Looks like pedo-riffic fun. Is that a thing adults do?