FEEL IT
FEEL IT

I have lucky charms on my keyboard, from my nose.

See, watching the continual promos for this, I was curious, but also very hesitant to even dvr and watch this, since either of these things is nearly inevitable:

I am turned on by this, so it's definitely NOT class warfare.

That show makes me want to stab myself in the face.

I wanted to do her when she was on Grace Under Fire, and I probably still would.

I didn't even know that nascar was on [because i don't care about it], and when i went to watch the episode of Alcatraz that I'd dvr'd, I saw dumbass oval-racing.

Goddammit, I'm always late to the game.

Was it Tracy, Grizz, and Dotcom? They would've left because Tracy was confused.

Worst.Movie.Ever.

Do you run The Android's Dungeon, because I'm pretty sure I read it in his voice.

I want to sex her face.

My wife thinks Beauregard is creepy, I just think of him as Tom Nutall…
"My bicycle masters boardwalk and quagmire with aplomb. Those that doubt me… suck cock by choice. "

I didn't realize how much I wanted to sex the face of hit dwarves, I've e-mailed Dr. Drew to see if I can get on a new show to help me with that.

I was fully expecting this movie to be panned here, and was mighty surprised when I saw B- in the sidebar of the film tab.

A casual cruising of the interbutts shows the collective tardgasm of people susceptible to blindly loving this movie.

He was putting lotion on his legs, and that takes a loooong time.

Exactly this! I started watching Grimm on demand when nothing else was on, wound up watching every past episode. Now I just want it to get better.

Poor NBC and their magical horse, they wind up non consensually fucking themselves all of the time with schedule changes, hiatuses, and just stupid programming choices.

I fuckin' love DMX. I watched his "Behind the Music" on a lazy Saturday, and him and his life are like watching a cartoon. Carry on, DMX, keep bringing the crazy.