Season one cliffhanger: He wants to watch the football game, but his wife wants him to take out the garbage. What will he do?

What are the rules about using celebrity likenesses? I thought once they were dead, there was no problem. At least that's what that one Treehouse of Horror episode led me to believe.

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Depp may be many things, but I don't think he's an apologist for slavery.

Pretty much all of Animal House.

Jabba had better interpersonal skills that Sheldon.

I bet he holds out his pinky while jacking.

Kenner didn't really kill themselves thinking up names, did they?

Peter David wrote that story as a joke. The fact that he identified R4D4 as "Skippy" probably should have been a hint. http://www.peterdavid.net/2…

Upvoted for a Dante reference.

My life's ambition is to be on mute in every waiting room in America.

And if you do get one of the hard ones, you get a great sense of smug satisfaction. Enough to run one of Ed Begley Jr.'s cars.

RetroTV's got Mystery Science Theater.

Combs wasn't smug per se, but he would have a laugh at a contestant's expense now and then. My fondest memories were when, during the final round, the first player managed to score 200 points. Then Ray would ask the second player a list of utterly ridiculous questions. Example: In Japan, who is the tallest man? What…

While I agree for the most part, I quite enjoy Idiotest.

*plays world's smallest tambourine*

Is it available anywhere?

If your erection last more than four years, consult your sawbones.

We need a show about Reconstruction. Not the Gone with the Wind bullshit, but an actual exploration of a people freed from bondage coming to terms with freedom, and a defeated population dealing with the utter devastation of their land and way of life. Now there's some drama for you.

Well, speaking broadly, I think a case can be made that some slaves had close relationships with the family that owned them. That said, I've never seen any evidence that slaves "enjoyed" being enslaved and having no control whatsoever over their bodies, families, or destinies. Interestingly, slaves who had "easier"…