He changed his name to Catfish Chapstick.

This seems like a very extreme form of fraud. I mean, sure you get money, but you've cut off your damn leg/arm. People clearly did not think this through.

Was the second one, Unhung Hero, any good? I'm curious for…reasons.

Advanced Lupine Urology

Yes, the man who has worked on the sex crime unit for 15 years is still foggy on what exactly sex crimes are.

Damn they got some sexy monkeys.

NBC
We Scarecrow comedy

Sorry to do this here, but how do we access our notifications now? I've tried clicking on the little red bubble, but all I get is a rotating circle.

Whatever happened to her?

If you've never thought a mustache was sexy, you need to Google Tom Selleck right now.

10-Q. Disqus has been acting weirder than usual the last few days.

Oops. Since it's on BBC America, I assumed it was a British import, but it is actually from Canada. So probably not eligible.

I kept waiting for it to be funny, and it never rose above abysmal.

Better than Apollo Creed did.

Economically conquering most of Europe. Third times the charm.

So just to be clear, Alison Janey won two Emmys this year, correct? One for Mom and the other for Masters of Sex?

Has she gotten any love from the BAFTAs?

Stifle it there, chibbs vicious!

What I don't understand is how awful his monologues are. I mean, it should be the same as Weekend Update, only standing up as opposed to sitting at a desk. But man, is he awful.

Who does he think he is? Kelsey Grammer?