She's more into Long Island Ice Teas.
"I'd love to visit Long Island. If only it were a real place."

Death is too afraid of Rhea Perlman to mess with Mr. DeVito.

People seem to have missed where I said "Tina Fey deserves all the success she has achieved." Oh well, c'est la guerre.

But as numerous stupid reality shows have shown us, doesn't claiming a place is haunted attract people to a location? Isn't that a rather big hole in the Scooby-Doo plot?

But you can totally summon the dead: 1 Samuel 28: 3-25

Splitters!

Twice!

Of course, or course.

Maybe she'll guest star on the Divide.

We're ugly, we're ugly as sin
But beautiful's out, ugly's in
If you're ugly like me you're in good company
There are millions of us you'll agree!

Also, he's married to Cobie Smulders, so he is my new god.

An effigy, eh? Yeah, nothing burns like an effigy!

Which is a shame, and a testament to how women are still valued in Hollywood. Tina Fey deserves all the success she has achieved, but it is clear she has achieved some things (Nice and Easy commercials, that Vanity Fair cover) because she is beautiful, not because she's funny.

Jokers

I'm still alive dammit! Stop burying me.

And he nailed both Uma Thurman and Anais Nin!

It's on VH1, so no one blames you for missing it. In fact, we envy you.

This escalated quicker than usual. Jewish =/= Israeli Defense Force.

You don't want to know what color balls they use.

Mama mia, now that's a stitch!