What about Captain Crook?

I love his tone of voice for "Hello, pants." It's like they're his last true friends in this world, and just seeing them makes the day worth living through.

I'm by no means defending the Dulles brothers, but it's not like JFK had clean hands, assassination and coup-wise.

Most of the Japanese germ warfare/poison gas experiments did, too.

Shazam!

Yeah, like the true God couldn't beat Italy.

Eh, as the prophet says, "I'd rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints."

How about making the Book of Hosea, where she's both?

As a WDVE fan, I have just one question:

I hear he's really neat and also made of turtle meat.

Gravity in 3D was friggin' amazing. I'm as against needless 3D as the next guy, but I honestly don't know how the movie would work without things floating out at you. It really establishes the setting and the danger.

It's Mr. Westfeldt. He's old fashioned.

Good grief, that's a bit of an extreme reaction. I didn't say anything about the race of Egyptians.

Kirschner was in Kentucky!

Sir Paul and his robot buddy, fightin' crime.

Some record told me Paul is dead.

Oh god, is he okay?

It probably wouldn't have worked, but I'm legitimately interested to know how Chris Farley would have done in that role had things gone differently. C'est la vie.

Apparently Barton named a lot of names.

I didn't really like it either. It was technically amazing, but it really just bummed me out.