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GLut that sounds delicious will you share any leftovers with me?

Also, I would watch a show called Man Men.

Holy SHIT! GLut! How have you been?

I don't see this as an FF3 homage. First-person combat makes me think more Dragon Quest.

Reading this brings me back…
… to playing this game as a five-year old, myself. I'd get stuck, repeatedly, but fortunately I had a middle-aged neighbor who mapped out the entire game by hand. He'd let me borrow his maps, and hang out at his place and play Nintendo!

Sincerity apparently doesn't work very well, because you ruined it with an ironic ICP reference.

The demo doesn't even hint at the depth in that game. The gameplay gets significantly more interesting as you go on, adding buffs, upgrades, difficulty modifiers, and an in-game achievement system that gives you actual in-game awards. More importantly, every level adds something new - a new weapon, a new twist to the

Let me just emphasize that the lack of Bastion love in this thread is depressing. It's a gorgeous, brilliantly written game that also has some of the best action-RPG combat ever put in a game.

GAMES!
Bastion, Portal 2, and yeah, L.A. Noire.

Sunglasses, how many music lists do you upload to this website a year? I'm legitimately curious.

I left a gif of drunk Ron dancing on my screen for about 48 hours. It made me laugh every single time I glanced at my computer. I have no shame about this fact.

"Parks And Recreation and also the Mayor."

Yes I am, thanks for noticing, AminPukimak. Wanna go have gay sex?

Can I just ask what iphone games this reminds you of? Because holy shit I want to play those.

Luxurious
Best word I can think of for this game. The warm tones of the narrator, the gorgeous, almost painterly graphics, the sometimes haunting, sometimes pulse-quickening music, the deep yet accessible combat. I'm nearing the end, and it already feels like the best game I've played all year, even edging out Portal

Were people who watched the series for the first time legitimately surprised that Zuko eventually turned good? I remember by the second episode thinking that they were spending an awful lot of time with the character, so he would probably be a redemption story.,

Journey
Why are XBLA trolls going to be affecting Journey, a PS3 only game?

He got Flanderized.

Good one.

Oh, you've apologized. ALL IS FORGIVEN.