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Sleep, change the name of the extension from .m4a to .m4r and your iphone will recognize it as a ringtone.

It's around 16 hours long, if you count the co-op, which you absolutely should. Think about it this way: for $60, you get 16 fantastic hours of content. You're probably not getting that level of quality for the equivalent in movie tickets, nor are you getting as much fun out of a longer but mediocre game.

Also, based on all of the food metaphors in this review, I'm guessing Gus was hungry when he wrote it.

Yep.
That's the grade this game deserves. I've played the entirety of the co-op, and I'm most of the way through the single-player. It's a strong front-runner for game of the year, if you ask me.

A few years back on 4/20, I watched Craig J. Clark watch Reefer Madness. That was fun. Haven't felt the need to hide behind him and masturbate since, though.

Yeah, I feel like a connecting phrase is missing there.

CELEBITH! I knew you'd gotten loose. Come on, let me chain you back up.

Oh shit, where are you based, Yee Yee? I think you've yelled at me.

I always liked that Xander could grow and become a more mature person, but he'd still make a goofy joke. The goofy awkwardness is part of him, and growing up wouldn't eliminate that part of him completely.

Thanks Bill! That's great too!

These guys are right.
Pedophiles ARE hilarious.

I'll agree with the hate. Man, that game had some compelling sequences (okay, specifically the trials were pretty great), but that twist and the rest of the plot-holes throughout the game just destroy it.

I feel like there's a missed opportunity there.

This has always been one of my favorite episodes.
Emotionally heartbreaking, and all that, but also the glorious recount.

Rowan's on about a Kanye West lyric.

Noel's on board!
Defenders of Doublemeat Palace being a kind-of okay episode, ASSEMBLE!

URNS.

Deadly Premonition
I honestly don't understand the desire to rank this as a "good" game. Yes, the characters are quirky, but do weird characters really make up for how embarrassingly broken the rest of the game is? You can reduce the game to its cut-scenes and enjoy them, but every moment you actually play the game is…

Pac-Man
Championship Edition.