Wait, you're buying us all a boxed set of Avatar: The Last Airbender? Because that show was awesome. Thanks, Flau!

I played the demo of Guwange and it didn't strike me as anything special. What's in the game that makes it as good as an Ikaruga, or at least a Mars Matrix?

I always suspected Lobsters' comments were written by committee.

Yee Yee, with how often you post on this website, you hadn't noticed yet that almost ALL of the game reviews are posted the week after they come out? They have to wait a little longer due to the printing schedule of The Onion's paper version.

Yes, I would say there's a fair chance you are the only one excitef sbout it.

And I got these tiny hats…

If DongLover doesn't become a huge star thanks to this show, there is no God.

They kinda oscillate between the two. If you want "so bad it's good", though, definitely check out Alone In the Dark

We'll bring the booty to Call of Duty.

Oh, the hole Chang has left in our collective hearts. COME BACK TO US CHANG AND EAT SHITTY FOOD!

I just imagined it to be a single guy named Doug alternating between stripping poorly and quietly sobbing.

Dick Hammer?

Fuck!

Boypussy, this would be the ONE damn time your stupid comment would be acceptable. Please show up.

I'm gonna stop you right there, Scott.

But being skinny, drunk, and playing far too many games online is still okay, right?

Yeah, it should be mentioned the online play is fantastic. You can hop in and play career mode in seconds. It's like having real friends! As a person who just moved to a new city, I've been crying myself to sleep slightly less often. Thanks, Rock Band 3!

Y'all serious? They've been swearing like a motherfucker for ages in the AV Club.

Don't bother reading the recap, or anything. Noel certainly didn't mention it.

But seriously, what does him being in the room do? What is the motivation for it?