Okay, seriously.
Jigsaw being in the room does NOTHING. He has security cameras on the room, so he could have just watched it. Instead, he lies there trying not to breathe to heavily (while dying of cancer) because… why, exactly? Because it's cooler than watching it through cameras?

THE DRUMS!
You see, they're more like real drums because you hit the air, not a surface. Best marketing campaign ever.

This game's biggest success
is its perfectly designed levels. All of the Light World levels, and most (if not all) of the Dark World levels can be beaten without ever stopping running and jumping at full speed. So you can take your time to beat a level safely, but you'll want to try it the full-speed-ahead way every…

I cannot urge you enough to give it another shot. With the respawn time for death being less than half a second, and the fact that death is always your fault, not the game tricking you, the drive to push forward and succeed far outweighs any frustrations. Plus, all of the really fiendish levels are optional.

Yep. Did it. Jesus freaking christ that was difficult. I'm going to go ahead and call that the most challenging set of levels ever put in a retail release.

I'm gay, and the Dean is one of my favorite parts of Community. Yes, he has some bizarre kinks, but every other aspect of his personality is absurd, so why wouldn't his sexual interests be over-the-top as well?

Rowan, you missed the funniest moment of S4, which was Oz deadpanning, "Well, you killed the bench, which was looking pretty shifty."

Noticed a typo. I'll fix it for you.
"But from the moment Mulroney gets blown by a transvestite in a blackmail plot, the movie gets totally awesome."

Wrong "Super" game to get this week.
Super Meat Boy, fools! It FUCKING OWNS.

Chudley obviously doesn't know how the index works. Only the first item is tolerable. The rest suck donkey dick.

That opening was such bullshit. Where was my second movie?

It's occasionally grating, and yeah, the camera moves and cuts at a nauseating speed, but every damn frame of that movie is gorgeous and creative. And yeah, "Like a Virgin" rules.

No, this game happens to be gorgeous. Its gameplay may be mediocre (are you really expected to beat 20 minute long levels on one life with no health packs?) but the production levels and writing are top-notch.

I'd say he worked quite well in "The Social Network", but it didn't seem like much of a stretch either. Anyway, nothing wrong with actors playing to their strengths.

It really is a beautiful speech, isn't it? I honestly think it's inspiring enough to help kids out. Wish these speeches had been around when I was a child getting bullied.

Do you want to wear your clothes to bed but society won't allow it?

What do you mean you said it in your comment? I read the whole thing (except the parentheticals).

Hating on a terrible movie is being trollish?

fastandsloppy, YO MOMA has mentioned in other comments that he's a kid still in high school. That's either true, or he's a fairly effective troll. Either way, we should all do our best to ignore him.

He's from Montana.