So, this was an intentional fail, right? Because you know that Crash sucks, right? And everybody knows the best scenes in Crash are the ones with Sandra Bullock being racist then falling down some stairs.

Jesus Fucking Christ.

Never seen an Assayas film
but this sounds awesome enough to be worth finding a theatre showing the whole damn thing. Alright, AV commenters, ROAD TRIP! I got shotgun.

Yeah. The big problem here is he's intentionally giving a "funny" performance by delivering everything in a stilted pattern and mispronouncing words even worse than he did in "The Room". It's obviously a fake performance instead of the weird, "what alternate reality did I just stumble upon" feel of "The Room", which…

Okay, who let the racist in here?

I agree completely with Tobias on this one. I'm only 24, so I grew up with CGI, but I could never shake the fact that I just enjoyed practical effects much much more than CGI. For example, compare muppet buddies in films versus CGI buddies. The muppets are ACTUALLY there, the actors are actually interacting with them,…

… Yes, that would be an improvement.

I love almost all of the talent involved with The Fountain and never got past the "laughable weepy crap" phase, specifically because I felt like the characters were not developed well enough to make me care if one of them was dying of cancer. Would a second viewing improve my chances of liking it? I'd like to give…

To be honest, he's left me wanting. The ideas are all great, but the execution always feels so cold and calculated. I'm left satisfied intellectually, but the heart isn't there.

Well played, McBeth, but next time trust your fellow commenters to fill in the rest of the quotes. Sharing is caring!

I'll take the car chase that ends Death Proof over that rocket launcher leg any day of the week. I'm not gonna debate it - especially now that we have the superior, shorter cut of Death Proof.

Apologies for being dickish. It's in my nature.

I'm not trying to be malicious with these posts - hell, it was an Arrested Development quote thread that drew me to this website. It's just that you see the same basic threads on every single article that's tangentially related to AD, and it gets a bit tiring.

This is the
quote thread devoted entirely to Tobias's double entendres.

This is the
Arrested Development is overrated and I don't see what anybody sees in it thread.

This is the
don't make the movie, you'll ruin Arrested Development thread.

This is the
Fuck Micheal Cera, just make the movie thread!

This is the
quote thread.

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Have you played "Wants Ice Cream" yet? When you're bullets fill half the screen, you can dive bomb and cause a small nuclear explosion, and turn puppy into a turret, then fly off when the damage as done, I'd say that's a fairly powerful character.