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Ugh.
She's always been one of those artists where I have to ignore what she says and just enjoy her music.

Thanks, terribly unfunny gimmick commenter!

Indeed. Of these three games, Blur is by far my favorite.

The audition scene. It goes from being pathetic, to funny, to breathtaking, to heartbreaking. In my current drunken state, I can't think of a scene from a movie I like more.

A very recent scene, but I adore the "Goy's Teeth" segment of A Serious Man.

"Yeah, you're right, the extension cord is working pretty good." Also, everything else from Fizbo.

Moist. Moist. MOIST. Moist. Moist. Mooooist. Moist. Moist. Moist…

You know what? This story would be far more plausible, because…

Yes I do. YES I DO have bacon.

Also, this: HAVE YOU GUYS SEEN AVATAR? I NEVER SAW AVATAR. I WANTED TO READ THE BOOK FIRST, BUT THEN I FOUND OUT THERE WAS NO BOOK VERSION OF AVATAR.

You know a peasant-clown named Arsenio Billingham???

Aaaaagro! Agro! AAGRO!

I'll swear by it. As much fun as the original was, it wasn't… original. There have been a ton of picross games, but the third dimension changes the way you need to approach the puzzles pretty significantly. The background art is a little bland, but the puzzles themselves look crisp, and I think it controls beautifully.

This article is wonderful. I propose all AV club ratings be in a scale of percentage better/percentage worse than Marmaduke.

But I couldn't see hatin'.

Online leaderboards, especially of XBLA and PSN games, are bringing high scores back. It may not be the same as being the best at a local arcade, but if you're one of the best players in the entire world, it feels pretty awesome.

A Apple is a troll, people. All he does is post negative comments, and then attempt to get into arguments with people when they point out how much of a Schmitty he is.

No, not fucking Brian Dennehy. Brian Boitano!

Viewdrix, you provide a valuable service. Do you work "casual get togethers?"

Vonnegut shaped a lot of my personality. Which, in retrospect, makes him a bad person, because I suck.