As a Wire fan and a compulsive masturbator, I find that comment offensive, WireBOT.

That farmer's death was great - especially because he took five seconds to freeze to death. I also really liked that when they found him he was still frozen solid but all the grass nearby had not only melted but was clearly very much alive.

Ice Twisters.
TWISTERS MADE OF ICE.

Okay, was the movie complete shit in that it was poorly made or acted? No. But for me, it was complete shit because I was bored through the entire movie. Movies are supposed to be entertainment, and I was not entertained, so why not call it complete shit?

Pi was fine. I'll third the "not great" statements. For me, The Fountain was a failure because the love story at the center of the movie didn't work for me. I couldn't care less if the lady (can't even remember who the actress was) died of cancer, so I didn't give a shit about all of the attempts to make Hugh Jackman…

When I spend more time in the menus than I do actually playing a game, I get bored. I love bullet-hell games and I love strategy RPGs, so in theory this game should have been perfect for me. I spent hours in the tutorials, and yet I still felt like I was flailing wildly (with barely a hint of what I was doing) during…

Please tell me you at least like his other movies, then. You know, the ones that aren't complete shit.

UGH. KitK really annoyed me. That developer seems convinced that making things complicated for the sake of being complicated also makes them fun. They are wrong. Complicated games can be a blast, but there needs to be some sort of justification for the obscure stuff a game expects you to learn.

Persona 4 is even better. Better characters, story, and gameplay. Start playing it now!

This is much more Nocturne than Persona, with the emphasis put solely on the combat and exploration. You won't be doing any social linking. I never really dug Nocturne either, but the fast pace of this game makes it a lot of fun.

Baby Dictators
So… They're remaking 'Lil Bush?

Vannile, Vannile, Vannile. But I'd force Hope to watch and imply that he was next.

Ugh. I was seriously disappointed by that game. Granted, I only played the first five hours, but those five hours were spent running down corridors, pressing X repeatedly to win battles, and watching terribly written and acted (albeit beautiful) cut scenes. Maybe it gets significantly better, but I have no incentive…

Yes, she couldn't stop sanding about that monkey and that bear.

Dude, I was watching superbowl ads BEFORE they were famous. They've totally sold out and suck now, though.

I was unlucky enough to be in the front row when I saw them at a venue where the stage was only 6 inches above the ground. Instead of getting to enjoy the show, I spent the whole damn time trying not to get pushed by the moshing crowd onto the stage.

Agree! LOL! Bike racks aftr school? Kisses X love! JK! Lol.

Gotta go with Straight in at 101. Or Who Fell Asleep In. Or The Sea is a Good Place to Think of the Future.

Uh… Diabetes repair, I guess?

Ass to ass.
ASS TO ASS!