It's short for… Spraynerd.

HIMYM also had the "dude was in the background the whole time" gag. Still funny in both instances.

ANT FARM KEYBOARD ANT FARM KEYBOARD

Black Bolt, with a spot-on reference to that scene in Big Lebowski where the dude didn't say anything. Bravo!

When have we had evidence that Creed knows how much of a freak he is?

Yes, but do you have any resolutions about double posting?

@bkbroiler - oh that girl? Oh yeah, she was fucking awful.

*Andy points*

I liked Zooey Deschanel's character quite a bit more than Levitt's Mopey Mc-Moperson. The reason his life sucks is because he has to write greeting cards and he breaks up with his girlfriend? It was such a trite conflict I couldn't make myself give a fuck about him, and, as a result, the movie.

SHUT IT DOWN.

"Who, other than critics, even sees that many new movies a year…"

So… you remove cougar penises? Cause I know a cougar who needs your services.

I won't deny anyone Chris Prat, but I wouldn't stand in line for it.

I'm not worried about the swine flu, I already HAVE the swine flu, I'm talking about turtle flu!

*Spoiler (see how easy it is?)*

Phil nodding in agreement was the best moment of the episode.

You can pretty easily allude to the fact that something terrible happens without giving it away directly, and still have a very competent review. And, again, the lack of warning in all of these reviews is what really annoys me.

WHY. The FUCK.
Did every review in the universe spoil the first 40 minutes of World's Greatest Dad, without warning. Even the trailers didn't spoil the movie, and trailers are usually the first to give way too much away (See Funny People for the most ridiculous offender of late) but every reviewer thought it necessary…

WHERE'S BROMST?
Or Firefly. But mostly Bromst. Also, Album by Girls is sweet and so is the new Mountain Goats.

Yes, but that song… I believe it's called "Two Weeks" completely makes it.