And certainly not Mario Kart. That never happened.

No no no no no. The correct Mr. Show sketch to link to is, of course, this one:

Thanks for telling us that when you masturbate, you masturbate alone. I would have assumed you were doing it in front of crowds, otherwise.

Oh, hey Reg! Where's your lieutenant?

These guys are so much fun live it's ridiculous. When I saw them, they invited half of the audience to dance on stage while they played the second half of their show. Sure, we probably looked like a bunch of drunken idiots flailing around (I know I did), but that beats the fuck out of standing calmly and nodding along…

Yeah, I think the lack of outrage largely stems from the fact that you have these avatars playing only their own songs, and it kind of seems like they would have agreed to it had they been alive.

The difficulty.
A lot of people (only a couple here, thankfully) have been complaining about how easy the game is. I'm a Loser, so I can play most songs on expert on either drums or guitar in RB2, and it's true that almost none of the tracks challenged me here. That said, to those that complain about the difficulty,…

Strongly agree with you, Gee. Those are some great reviews, and they have none of the revisionist bullshit I expected them to have. They gave perfect scores to all of the albums that deserved them.

Steve Holt has an impressive ability to masturbate out walls of text.

I'm having an amazing time with Beatles: Rock Band. The fun of singing in harmony with friends is astounding, but if you're looking for a challenge, grab a mic stand and play guitar and sing at the same time. It's incredibly rewarding, and you feel even more like a Beatle.

I found HEALTH to be…

Why yes, that certainly is Newton's…

Tom's (reference to a song I love) is (not) a heartbreaker.

Tom's (lack of love for that episode) is a heartbreaker…

PostMarque posts while downing sleeping pills! All of his posts make much more sense now.

Now that I think of it, any track on "I See a Darkness" could play under a suicide scene in a movie. Christ, that is a bleak-sounding album.

Yeah, I know it's actually pretty positive, but it always sounds to me like he's trying to convince himself unsucessfully. Especially with the borderline-sarcastic "la-la-la-las" that follow the chorus and that pause he puts in "it makes our living… fun."

If we're gonna pick B"P"B, I'd go with "Death to Everyone". You know, because it's about death. To everyone.

SPOILERS FOR DISTRICT 9

I can't remember - did Point Break have any slight bowel movements in it?