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It actually looks really impressive in the (fantastic) movie. That pic's from the first scene in the movie, and it assures you that the movie is not going to fuck around.

SPOILER.

It must be the moonlight. Or it would be, with one less "!".

My mom made me watch this shitty movie.
Bitch.

No we don't.

I look forward to your superbly numbing writings inspired by this film.

Streethawk: A Seduction ain't half bad, either.

Jayisgames.com
Their reviews are almost always a little too positive (every damn game they play is great, apparently), but otherwise it's an excellent source for games like these.

If the whole movie is Leo punching fools while shit gets flipped upside-down…
… it would get nauseating. Still, this looks fun.

*there. Booo at my own shitty grammar and pathological need to correct it.

Again, not trying to make any statement about Harrison Ford. Just arbitrarily using him as an example.

Hey, at least snark is a personality trait. The Princess was just boring.

Yeah, but the new PoP guy was written with mostly snarky lines.

"doesn't even attempt to not sound like Nathan Drake"
Why should North alter his voice for this part? He seems to essentially be playing the same role.

Considering how much money it's making (and VAGUE SPOILERS the ending), I wouldn't be surprised if SOMEONE made a District 10.

SPOILERS IN ABOVE POST ABOUT SPOILERS

I think PostMarque is PostComprehendable. What the hell was he trying to say?

GAH! The things come from his hands, not his arms! CAN'T YOU SEE HOW SIGNIFICANT OF A DIFFERENCE THAT IS?

I thought Hurt Locker was fantastic, but D9 was pretty overrated. I really didn't think that action was "relatively comprehensible". It felt almost as cluttered and nonsensical as a Bay movie. And almost as much shit got blown up. As a rule, heads blowing up should be entertaining, but so many damn heads blew up in D9

Also, The Hurt Locker was a good movie, which changed styles innobtrusively.