Dear God yes Future of the Left. When the fuck are they going to tour the US?

At Four Star, the porn really is gloriously visible. And, for some reason, in the documentary section. So, if anyone thinks you're a pervert, you can grab the tasteful documentary right next to Backdoor Sluts IX.

Only a fool
would pass up five million in Shrute bucks.

Wallflower - are you the dude from Bon Iver?

If only there was some recent event involving DPs that could be referenced here…

You know, it was really distracting for that DP to suck a fat cock. Just sayin'.

What's a text?

Niiiiiice.

Keebler!

Yeah, but Animal Collective are a band that evokes pretty strong reactions - positive or negative - that are pretty damn hard to describe. I adore AC, but I'd be hard pressed to sell them to some one without playing tracks and gesticulating wildly at the obvious greatness.

Shhhh! He doesn't know!

Phil, I have that shirt. Hooray Patches!

But is the game itself
worthy of taking behind the middle school and getting it pregnant? A B+ implies that we should at least give it oral behind the middle school.

Sweet!
God damn I love me some Find-the-Key-Somewhere-On-The-Ground missions.

Look at them they're so in love!
I bet they french kiss all night long.
I wish we knew which
Hole he's gonna poke her through.

It totally deserves the art direction nod for those extended shots of Hoffman's poop.

At least less "Best Song" nominations means less shitty performances. The string of "Enchanted" performances were hard to take, compared to how great the simple one from… "Once"… was.

The three band members wrote this album specifically with outdoor concerts in mind, and as kids they all went to MPP together and saw concerts.

I didn't even realize they were people I should recognize, so I couldn't care less about there annoying cameo. But what I did like about the magazines was the fact that one of them had an article about watching for baby humps on it.

Now we just need the TV club started back up. I'm rewatching it, and I just hit the beginning of season three. I need hundreds of comments to make me feel less pathetic about watching a TV show about teenagers stabbing vampires multiple times!