first fail?

You could have done something about how much better the first film is, but NO, you had to do a non-firstie firstie.

Emo lyric of the year:
Shout at the world because the world doesn't love you! / Lower yourself because you know that you'll have to!

Yeah - even if you kinda liked the movie - check out the series. It's significantly better, and doesn't have (for the most part) silly and unnecessary plotting. It's just got fun.

… Karlotz?

As a person with absolutely no interest in supposedly watchable sitcoms, How I Met Your Mother fucking rocks.

… Troll?

Very, very true. Actually, the opening animation that goes along with it is perfect for setting the mood of the show as well.

Cowboy Bebop
Noel - I feel the same as you towards anime - except for the incredibly fun, only 26 episode long Cowboy Bebop - which I'm sure you've had recommended to you. It oozes style, actually has good animation, and is occasionally actually funny and thoughtful. Oh, and stories take one episode, instead of…

There is no forgiveness in hell!

That could lead to some seriously damaging lullabies on your part.

I know it's a huge surprise, given my name, but me and friends went as Dr. Horrible/Captain Hammer/Penny for Halloween as well, with Penny carrying around a clipboard and singing the "helping hand" song. We got a surprising number of signatures.

How dare you have a degree in cell biology and attempt to analyze television in the same life?

I just hope to hell you're not studying grammar.

*Geezer slowly raises his hand*

Oh, I'm being a sincere pretentious bastard. As much as people (and I) love ESotSM, Adaptation is my favorite of his.

All reports suggest this is his most fucked up film…
and the pretentious bastard in me couldn't be more excited!

OBAMA? Fuck that shit! John McCain!

Ah, that gloriously confusing first glance at the documentary section. My favorite thing is you can rent pornos while looking like you're intellectual!

I need… two coffee cups!