According to dick theory, the 11 dimensions of gayness don't inherently imply physical inclusion. Calabi-Yau-King-Bastard shapes intertwine in a manner that allows for simultaneous gayness and non-gayness.

Agreed on the comedic slant of The Shining. Still, nothing'll beat The Exorcist for gutbusters.

Add me to the Blair Witch bunch.

Cross dressing will be the Thursday prime-time theme.