GRRM fucking with his audience never gets old. Especially that part of the audience that still hopes for some disneyfied LOTR.

XKCD would like a word.

No capes. Remember "The Incredibles".

Which inane adolescent dream of omnipotence is more fascist, Superman or Batman. Seriously?

Why didn't they make the campaign cooperative? You are saddled with sidekicks as dumb as ai comes and Multiplayer is just fucking Counterstrike against bots?

That poor kid. Hannah is the sort of mother they invented abortion for.

The world surely doesn't need another Alien movie by James Cameron.

Thank you for sparing us that prudish obsession with nudity we had to endure on experts.

There should be a very special hell for those doing a sequel on that kind of movie.

(pulls gladius, puts it to Hypnomatics throat) And now, Brian, what casus is delenda? Nominativus. And what did you do to humanity? You put it into accusativus. What is the nominativus for "humanity"? Humanitas. Humanitas delenda est. Now you will write this a thousand times.

The CIA searching people in Germany, the BND arresting people (as likely as the CIA arresting U.S. citizens on U.S. soil. Terrorist getting out of jail? There is no "fruit of the poisonous tree"- doctrine in Germany. Spooks get a disciplinary punishment and a penal process and the terrorists stay put. A bit more…

Pakistan has a lot in common with the U.S. They are paranoid and they
believe in " he's a son of bitch, but he's our son of a bitch". ISI
supports the taliban, because they are their foot in the Afghan door.
They think they can handle them just as the U. S. thought they could
handle:
the Mafia (so valuable for the…