STAR WARS SEQUEL?
Forgive me if someone else has pointed this out, but tomorrow you're going to preview the Star Wars Sequel? Unless I've been living under a rock, I think you might mean the next Star Trek Movie. There is just a bit of a difference between the two, I know, but still.

Goddammit!
Chew with your mouth closed! (At least they remembered to flush… I guess)

Don't worry, I've already been disappointed for quite some time… I mean that this feature is coming to an end, of course. Maybe I'll try to space out the last entry over the course of next week, so the the taste lingers just a bit longer.

Typo
Hate to correct genius, but at the end of the 13th paragraph, you refer to the Movie as Under the Cherry ROOM. Unless this is a joke that went over my head, of course.

OK, hadn't heard the rape part, but it doesn't surprise me. The underage part I heard, but I had heard that they said they were 18 and had signed the release forms. Either way, I'm not unhappy that he's in jail.

Worthless
I remember hearing about why he was in jail on the news. Seemed really quite stupid to me at the time, there didn't seem to be just cause for his incarceration… Well, besides him being a complete tool and a worthless human being. If that's all it takes to get jailed, I have a long list of names of people who…

Unoins have had a time and place during which they have been very important for society. Historically speaking, conditions at most American jobs have been improved in some way or another thanks to unions.