I'm kinda curious how he and Putin would get along. Personally, I can only picture them either being the absolute best of friends or nuclear armageddon within 5 minutes.

That's what he gets for tweeting while sitting on the can.

Whenever I think of Shep Smith I think of this.

Every time he opens his mouth humanity pays for it.

That was an atrocious pun.

No, you're only allowed one or the other.

That's an unfair example as Noel Gallagher is incapable of ever saying anything nice.

I guess Twitter and Facebook are good for something.

Don't I know it. I hate it when uncouth slobs get ahead of me in line.

Or a Time Lord.

"Oh WE do!"

They shouldn't have to improve themselves, it's clearly women's fault for not just giving it up to every man that asks.

Bravo.

Shockingly old, how are you still alive?

He'd lie about them and say his dad was Burt Gummer from the Tremors series.

But the uncomfortable eye contact is my favourite part!

Yeah, we are talking about Men I'd Like to Fuck.

I'm always amazed how many parents don't pay any attention to ratings when getting movies for their kids and then get mad as hell about it.

Her name is Camilla, SHOW SOME RESPECT!

That's not very fair. This guy knows how to use capital letters.