"YOU DIDN'T PUT UP ENOUGH CHRISTMAS DECORATIONS! WHY ARE YOU TRYING TO OPPRESS CHRISTIANS!!!"

He cast a trans actress?

Upon hearing the news of a British television channel?

With 1% margin of error.

You shouldn't be sorry you've hurt their feelings. They're only Matchbox 20 fans.

That's two words.

When I was 3 my parents had that on tape and I used to watch it over and over again.

Can't you already do that by just flipping the bird at anyone?

I'd vote for David Gilmore.

That would be beautiful.

I've seen those parts. They're alright.

I'd hardly consider that "Oh hey, Kid Rock said something we would totally expect of him because he's a jackass." to be a shitstorm.

Sam the Eagle on a bender? That just weirds me out man.

As an older sibling I feel I'm qualified to say that we don't need excuses to feed our younger siblings to animals.

Are there any other dancing besides the Batusi?

I think the reason it works so well in Zoolander is because Stiller and Wilson really sell just how stupid their characters are that the other characters are legitimately stunned how stupid they are.

Are you sure that was Piper? Because I heard Rick Flair tell a story like that with Ricky Steamboat as the sandpaper recipient.

Seriously? I literally just explained that.

Some friends and I went to go see Crystal Skull and were late and ended up seeing Speed Racer instead in an empty movie theater and had a lot of fun watching it.

Aren't most detective units on TV Robbery/Homicide units that never get any robbery cases?