"You saw notting."

Well, good might be stretching it, it's bad, full of bad, bad jokes that I love. So uh, your mileage my vary.

"This book of matches says you're lying."

Ah, that might explain my confusion.

You had standards?

*Gets a hammer*

Just make sure you go to Krypton to kill the red sun followers, cause you don't want them coming to our yellow sun.

That movie is so fucking underrated.

We've finally figured out the Gay Conspiracy!

Jebus, all you have to do is close your eyes and picture what the ideal man looks like and that's him.

For me, summer games are the games I haven't gotten around to and now that nothing is really coming out I have time to play them.

*GASP!*

Perhaps it is itself, God, and this is just the beginning of it's journey to create itself.

Well if someone's gotta do it it might as well be me.

Oh hell no, I pulled them out to save my sanity.

YOU'RE A SATIRICAL PIECE!

Really? I thought he did that last week.
DAMN YOU NOT REALLY PAYING ATTENTION TO THE NEWS!

Smoke alarms? Well, mine do but they are old. Also, their batteries died at least a year ago and I haven't gotten around to replacing them.

He might already be doing that.

Goddamnit I need to catch up on Lucha Underground so badly.