Because that's what she actually thinks she's saying.

Pfft, that's crazy talk. The colour battle is between green and brown.

She can't be a decent human being.

I have enough problems without people hearing my thoughts.

Fuck that shit, DROP A FUCKING BATTLESHIP ON THAT BITCH!

Wouldn't a better use of Hitler's birthplace be as some sort of home for Jews?

Holy shit! She's way better looking then I expected.

A G-G-G-G-G-GHOST!!!

*starts chanting "Enrico Palazzo's boner."*

I get that a lot.

I don't think it would be possible to live life like Brian Blessed unless you had a megaphone surgically attached to your mouth.

Well the McFlurry isn't solid so it can be molded and the fries are tiny and thin and can easily slip in.

You should've gone with "CENTAURS FOR DISEASE CONTROL AND PREVENTION" after 9/11.

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Sorry, this is the review for Great Brain Robbery, not Flash and Substance.

Flash and Substance opens with him at work.

It's kind of terrifying seeing that voice come out of a real person.

Pfft, Jordan isn't even a copilot.

Motorhead - Overkill

Iron Maiden - Aces High