Those nuns, and in particular, their leader, were pretty badass.

Because the whole point of elections is picking which guy is going to be the jerk who kicks you in the ass.

Is there a problem with where he docked his boat?

Why would you want to skin her? Are you making a coat?

How can you say this isn't news worthy? It features kittens and Slayer.

No, that's Republicans.

Can't I be both?

Her musical career.

That happened before the internet so nobody noticed.

So you felt his noodley appendage?

Can't we have super intelligent, 300 foot tall rampaging bears?

His very existence is trolling most of his enemies.

Wow, you're really supportive of Phil in accounting.

Uh, I didn't. And I'm pretty happy with that.

Well there's at least one thing me and the Bible agree on.

Because this is the internet and people will read anything by any jackass.

I'm pretty sure it isn't. If it was I'd probably have a stylish uniform.

Isn't the real question hear how are you not that drunk this early in the day?

That is a fucking awful joke.

I thought it was a woman sized one.