See you next week.

Go crazy?

Fuck you, I'm not throwing all my work away just because someone doesn't want a fucking eugenics war!

No, there used to be though.

2 minutes ago memory:

Of course they happened in real time, we don't have fake time… yet.

Not always, that is highly dependent on your states laws. For instance, Oklahoma changed their requirements that all cars have high explosives rigged to gas caps after the Oklahoma city bombing.

Anything that gives shit is an asshole.

Woah now, nobody thinks Dave's knife throwing is nerdy. We're afraid he's going to throw a shiv in our backs at 30 paces.

How long did it take you to pry up that slab of sidewalk?

I hope your wife doesn't read these comments… or at least you have a comfy couch. ;P

*pulls gun on self*

Because this is the internet and everyone has to have an opinion on everything no matter how stupid the opinion, or the subject is.

You sleepwalk to escape your night terrors and your night terrors are caused by running around in your sleep.

Bostonians?

I can't remember who mine was but he told us we were all going to die, said some girl's tits would be eaten by maggots and then commanded us to go forth and die. Then we got attacked by hundreds of blackbirds.

Dean of Mean?

You clearly haven't seen him cave a man's skull in at a football match.

Doesn't Lake Michigan have enough toxic shit floating around in it?

You are supposed to sacrifice a virgin to keep kids from getting autism.