It's always relevant. ALWAYS!

You need to learn to pace yourself when watching porn.

That's all anyone ever needs.

Don't look at every porn site? What kind of animal would even attempt such a thing?

No, they were implying that licking EXPIRED Stouffer's lasagna off a whorehouse floor is a bad thing. Which I agree.

Locked up in Arkham Asylum.

By Wheel of Fortune and modern Simpsons dragging down classic Simpsons?

Isn't he doing tons of theater work?

Are you saying he constantly falls apart? We're gonna have to get some work done on him badly.

I find the idea of Stewart or Colbert pretty far fetched since they've both already got popular shows unless they really want to get away from that format.

Immigrants.

Now I'm sad.

People who paid money for a very nice case and can't get a refund on it?

No, he got the new dentures as soon as he could because they didn't fit well. He sanded down the old ones because they wouldn't fit into the case he bought.

Agreed, it's 2014… FULL BODY X-RAYS OR GTFO!!!

We should turn their heads into doughnuts so that giant doughnuts are eating smaller doughnuts.

A cheap human rip off of Sam and Max?

It's probably one of those shows that's on after school so the initial order is gigantic to avoid repeats too quickly and often.

No, I'm ashamed of many other things that I cannot identify myself. That spicy Hawaiian burger from yesterday was one tasty motherfucker that I will gladly eat again and proclaim its deliciousness from the highest mountain tops.

I ate a burger with pineapple on it yesterday. It was tasty.