Do you make sure not to ride in the same car as them just in case everyone involved gets killed?

Although if it was near Thanksgiving you might not have to worry about as many Christmas presents or birthdays next year.

Wasn't that some weird, round, orange creature who climbed on cubes?

FUCK! Even in the future nothing works.

Telewhat?

Fun Fact: The Presidents of the United States of America song "Peaches" would not nearly be as catchy if it was called "Almonds."

FUCK YOU NEIL DEGRASSE TYSON!

Jeff's passing has struck a vicious blow to their creativity.

Zeus better not be or all those bulls I've been sacrificing have been for nothing.

I'd love a shirt with this printed on the front of it and the answer on the back.

Goddamn I wish Stargate had the balls to have a Goa'uld or two based on current active religions.

I need to find these guys' news letter.

He is not a number, he is a free man!

… Do you have unicorns in your backyard?

Zeus is the correct one. Make sure to sacrifice a bull in his honour tomorrow.

Cooking or cocking?

Ever since I saw some Polish movie posters posted on the AV Club I've sort of wanted some to really look through some and maybe get some prints of them if I could. Some of them are just such crazy and cool works of art.

I'd say it's a solid gag if you're ever confronted with Jesus posters, statues, etc to say it.

That sounds totally hot.

I really can't say that's an obnoxious thing to do as I think that the whole album front to back is packed with goodness.