Does the History Channel even cover Nazi's anymore? I thought they were all about aliens and pawnshops now.

Are aliens the slave owners in this one?

There are easier and more dignified ways to try and commit suicide.

"I'm not Michael Cera."

I am also guilty of this until this review pointed out I was wrong.

That is magnificent, thank you for bringing it to my attention.

I do not understand how one man can be so awesome.

Only just now?

I'm pretty sure I didn't want to know though…

I didn't realize my life was a Savage Commentariat section.

They made their choice.

You mean killing them both in matching ways right?

Who wants to drive through this cactus patch?

I hate those fucking titles. Stop being lazy and come up with a proper porn based pun name pornographers!

That couldn't have possibly been her! She wouldn't have missed and she wouldn't have been caught.

They smell like Johnny Lee Miller!

I'd be a motherfucking Tyrannosaurus Rex!

What animals aren't incredibly rapey?

Mine for gold?

I'd be more concerned about being the one that gets eaten.