Hey, I know a cock when I see one — and THAT was a cock.

The Beatles = May have actually been bigger than Jesus
Eric Clapton = A God that dogs piss on.
Elvis = The King of something ambiguous . . . Maybe HAIR or SINGIN' OTHER PEOPLE'S SONGS REAL GOOD; or BEING VERY HANDSOME WHILE SINGIN' [OTHER PEOPLE'S SONG'S REAL GOOD].
Michael Jackson = King of handing Weird Al some real…

Yes, it's an "age thing." Most things are "age things," but there will always be exceptions.

And yeah, Trejo needs more leads.

David Cross.

Holy fuck, that site is amazing.

I wholeheartedly agree with all opposing TEADOUST.

I'm suddenly interested by the casting suggestions!!!!

Meryl Streep.

"The Horrorifying Romedy Remedy"

We're still talking about MAINSTREAM AMERICAN HORROR, right? Everyone's thinking too much about this.

OtP is right . . . Michael Moore should play the Crow.

Movie Madness is right — nine-out-of-ten focus groups agree that 'rape' is a defining factor in 'film grit.'

Steve Buscemi lives in a house? Like a HOUSE house? I just assumed he slept in dirty motels and spent the rest of his time holding up lampposts.

I read a third of that linked article, KJOHNSON, and I wanted to hack my nose off with a box cutter. And then kill myself.

Excellent article but, TODD V., could your lack of understanding regarding Shaloman just be a subconscious attempt to suppress how FUCKING AWFUL you think the book is? Maybe? Maayyybeee?

@abcdefz:

". . . big mouths and no guts," but with guns to wield in the place of those guts; but none of 'em can shoot worth shit, but they don't have to reload.

Hey?
Is he gonna talk, you know . . . Like he DOES, throughout the movie?

This gauntlet, it's . . . It's inhuman — like the Jewish Holocaust only much worse.