I think his signature as a director is one that Movie Studios prize above all others. I think, perhaps, Cameron is the most brilliant panderer in the history of modern cinema . . . Also, he just keeps making progressively "LARGER" and more ridiculous movies. Soon enough, he'll be bringing smell-a-vision to the…

I agree with SILENUS. Shit interview. There's just too much fun to be had with a Scientologist . . . Of course, given his feelings about discussing the elitist cult of sociopaths and fear-soaked mental defectives, he could have just refused to be interviewed if his religion was going to factor into the questioning .…

Hats off, Doc Brown. Hats off.

Drunk, I repeatedly twisted my lid too hard and stripped the threads.

You know . . .
It could just be me, but isn't "Prince" just a successful musician? And didn't he once solicit hack director Kevin Smith to shoot a "documentary" about some effort he was undertaking? And didn't he write "Cream?" And isn't he a vegan? And isn't he a Jehovah's Witness? And has he not been divorced…

Gun smoke and iron.

BANMAR brings it home!

Hey SMEGTACULAR:

While mildly funny, the technical and physiological problems with PHONY POPE2's insinuation are just too broad to overlook. Good try though.

That is indeed true. Not that Cameron doesn't deserve credit as a director, but his movies tend to strip the concept of director of as many traditional responsibilities as possible — so what if the performances suck and the story is toothless, DID YOU SEE THAT BOAT BUST IN HALF!?

Whichever he wants, muthafucka — he's James "Biggest Fucking Movie Success Ever" Cameron! Plus, DOLLA' DOLLA' BILLS Y'ALL!!!!

A more interesting exercise is to MAKE CERTAIN that your masturbatory sessions DEEPLY affect the lives of other human beings.

Did you let him finish?

Does McKellen mean
that he won't keep on living just to be in The Hobbit?

IN CASE YOU'RE BEING SERIOUS:

SMELL LIKE THINLY-VEILED SADNESS AND CONTEMPT . . . SMELL LIKE BRUCE — THE VOICE OF SPIKE FROM THAT RUGRATS MOVIE.

I knew a Bruce . . . He abandoned his wife and family then overdosed on heroin; he died in a hospital. I watched my cousin (whom my family had taken in as a foster child) kneel at his dead dad's headstone and try to look like he cared . . .

How about, "Smart Guys Are Pussies, and I Eat Pussies for Breakfast."

I agree with 'blood.' If I was to ever create a cologne, it would be called "Blood;" and it would just BE BLOOD; and it would come in a 40 oz beer bottle with the original label torn off. Imagine the commercials . . .

Yeah, I don't know . . . I really enjoy NOT wearing underwear. But I have kids now, and my kids have friends — and it's Summer, and sometimes I'm sitting down; and kids are short and they spend a lot of time rolling around on the ground . . . I don't want one of the neighbors asking me why their son or daughter said…