Burnnatio is technically correct — but only in reference to receiving what's known as a "burner" or "burn-job" from a spicy Latina.

Hey, no one has mentioned what I thought to be the BIGGEST and, therefore most hilarious water-related problems in "Signs . . . " You know, the water in the atmosphere — ANY percentage of humidity. People's blood. Animal blood. Dew on the grass. Water in plant life . . .

"Vintage?" The dude has made SE7EN MOVIES — the first of note being from 1992 . . . I don't think he's earned any special consideration. Yes, "Se7en" (that reads better with a fucking LETTER "v" in place of the NUMBER "7") was great, "Zodiac" was really good, "Alien 3" was just a hint more than watchable, "Fight…

Is that even a difficult choice? Who knows what evil lurks in the hearts of men? The SHADOW knows!

I too think the title is lazy; but I also think that having the time to deduce that the title is lazy is also indicative of laziness.

"People call me the Bry-man; I'm the stylish one of the group. I know what you're asking yourself and the answer is YES; I have a nick name for my penis . . . It's called the Octagon; but I also nicknamed my testes . . . My left one is James Westfall, and my right one is Doctor Kenneth Noisewater. You ladies play…

"Hey! Look, everyone — haggis isn't sheep's pluck at all!"

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We all know why the 'Romper' exist . . . Look at the thing. It's an outfit — an article — a SACK, really, with some elastic that says, "I dare you, asshole — I DARE you to wear me . . ."

I too would watch that.

Point taken. Although stomach cancer is not as metal as SOUL CANCER.

The Dr. is right again — Why not cast one o' them TEENAGERS . . . Seems like there's a few to go around. I'd like to see a gay, Mbuti, Jewish convert don the red-and-blue jammies.

I don't remember the first time, but this . . .

That's a cool idea. More superhero movies should end along the lines of "The Incredibles;" more superhero movies should be like "The Incredibles;" more movies should be like "The Incredibles. . . " Man, "The Incredibles was great, wasn't it?

Hey! AT LEAST I WON THE FIGHT, MAN!!! AND HE WAS TOUGH AS NAILS FOR A SIXTY-YEAR-OLD, TRIPLE AMPUTEE!!!

Discarded by whom? I mean, I keep it around. I think I'm the original owner.

LOOK AT ME (exclamation point in a circle) EVERYONE COME SEE HOW GOOD I LOOK (exclamation point in a circle)

@ORDERIC - Alas, though your wish is indeed glorious, it is not to be.

Can someone please explain to me . . .
. . . how ANY fucking actor can save another SCREAM movie? I think this whole thing qualifies as something more egregious than 'baseless optimism,' rather, it seems we're all giving this woman too much credit. Where is it written that Brie can't make a STUPID decision?

I could not have said it better. I read the headline and had to think for a minute: "Wait, wasn't there already a Scream 4?" I hate Wes Craven . . . You know, thanks for Freddy and all, but, fuck off.