It seems that the word "erection" is much funnier when you contrast its relatively weak, 'clinical' sound with something grandiose, like "MASSIVE." "Massive erection" is just funnier than "erection." Plus, as we can all assume, a chemically-induced erection will probably be the most MASSIVE ERECTION you'll ever have.…

"Machete" will PROBABLY be good — he's in that.

Hey, PUN INSERTION — I can't help but think there could be a couple other downsides. No?

Okay, no one has any "Mean Streets" jokes? Seriously, what reference could be easier for these family comedy-making idiots?

It's Okay . . .
I think most of the KINKS' best work is behind them.

- dusting for prints on the back nine.

Yeah, my grandmother's still alive. And so is Amy Winehouse.

"Coming to America?" No, no ,no. That movie wasn't any good, was it?

Oh, man! Yes! MARS makes penis M&Ms now!? Shit, sorry — PEANUT M&Ms, yeah, I love those too. I like biting the chocolate and busting the nut.

"You can take the donkey to the top or you can ride this — it is the same price."

It's a good thing I have the A.V. club message boards to keep me up-to-date on the alive/dead status of ex-pro wrestlers-turned-"actors." 'Cause, see, I don't watch anything but children's television and horror movies.

Ah HA!!! Only it was Jack Nicholson's chalet and Polanski had to drug her. How else could Polanski overpower a thirteen-year-old girl.

I think Landis was baiting you, ZMF. Not you specifically, of course — but I would find it hard not to laugh at that fucking sentence — I bet John Belushi would have laughed.

Awesome. Broom-handled.

I love peanuts — can't get enough of them. Salted, unsalted, honey roasted, shells or no shells. I love penis — PEANUTS! I love penis nuts.

Just use some shitty software to put your own stupid face in there — that way, YOU can be the guy you don't like seeing.

Is Rowdy Roddy still alive? It seems like he should be dead.

Runner Up? That stings.

Hey, thanks for your patience, YURNIX.

MICHAEL JACKSON GAVE INSIDE JOBS.