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Tito, get me a tissue.

"Ludacris"

Now that Vonnegut is gone indeed . . .

Zing!!!! Well played, hat — well played.

What a lovely, understated metaphor, understatement. Agreed. Agreed indeed.

(anyone "AT" Warner Bros. — sorry. Sorry everyone!)

I have to say, with a quick glance at DDL's acting credits, it seems that taking on a role in ANYTHING involving Guy Ritchie as the director would be a strange turn. I know that "Nine" wasn't good, but it was just the sort of off-kilter, pseudo-arty pretense that would attract Day-Lewis. Nevertheless, I can't say the

Well, since I haven't seen any of the Mission Impossible movies — because they looked so stupid — I can't really offer an opinion on those . . . I will say that pinetree is on point (providing I read his post correctly) when he "says" [indirectly, of course] that Cruise in an action flick is as dumb as shit. He just

I honestly like the China theory, drdarkeny — seems a plausible act of desperation on the part of our corporatist government . . . 'Hey there, China — thanks for propping up our economy and our deflated fiat monetary system; and thanks for funding all our illegal, colonialist wars, but it seems your population has

Is Cruise still a box-office draw? I'd like to know how many people still SEE a film BECAUSE Tom Cruise is in it. He hasn't been considered super-duper hot for a while now — short, crazy, religious fanatics aren't as appealing as they used to be, I suppose. Is it more-so that the TYPES of films Cruise tends to appear

@the_bubbly:

@Staff Sergeant Max Fightmaster:

Scientology . . .

Awesome!

Pretty ironic, don't you think? The people whose tax dollars pay for these crack task forces are the very same people they're going after. I love that the population is paying the government to fuck its collective ass all the time. Perhaps if the god damned military budget wasn't so fucking bloated and we weren't

I bet this exercise in quotation will annoy people before it exhausts itself . . .

@Upgrayedd:

Butt-fuck.

Butt-fucking . . . That phrase is one of the funniest damn things anyone can ever say.

Well, all that is well and good, you know; but the idea that you can't be soulful and technically gifted doesn't hold water. It just depends on whose verses you can identify with more — like I said earlier, music is a very personal thing — especially when it comes to rap and hip-hop.