"Munchausen syndrome by proxy"

"You are a real hooker. I'm gonna slap you in public."

I don't think Tyler Perry is funny — I think he is just terrible, in fact; and it's not just because I hate closeted, cross-dressing pseudo-Christians. I mean, that's a BIG part of it, but it's mostly because of the whole "perpetuating the worst black stereotypes" thing.

Skunk Ape should solicit an agent — send one a dried out piece of tree bark with a little note scrawled in feces; negotiate himself a deal.

"I will smash your face into a car windshield and then take your mother, Dorothy Mantooth, out for a nice seafood dinner and never call her again!"

Okay, okay — Dr. Heiter creates 'human centipede' out of Coulter, Palin, Paltrow.

Yes, "Seven" was a good movie.

There should be a rapper named Skunk Ape. Is there a rapper named Skunk Ape? If I was a fly black dude who could rap, I'd call myself Skunk Ape; and my first album would be called "Musky" or "Packin' Feet."

Eminem may be full of shit — and his farking samples are often quite bothersome (if it didn't seem so improbable — if not impossible — I'd pine for some RZA-produced tracks), but the guy can write some damn lyrics; and he can rap. I have yet to hear a good argument against that.

Bwah-ha-ha! "Article!"

Awesome.

I know that she has appeared in grand films (Seven/Se7en, The Royal Tennenbaums and Iron Man are good examples) but I might argue that her presence as a [hollywood] persona was entirely incidental. It's not as if NO ONE ELSE could have depicted the noted tertiary characters with equal or superior effectiveness.

I can't remember how many minutes of "Glee" I was able to endure before I decided to never, ever watch it again — nor can I remember if those minutes were spaced out among several episodes; but I do know one thing . . . I like that Jane Lynch chick.

"I pooped a big red candle."

"I woke up on the floor of some Japanese family's rec' room; and they would not stop screaming"

"One tenth of dollar
One tenth of a dollar
We got service after sale
How 'bout perfume, we got perfume
How 'bout an engagement ring?
Somthin' for the little lady
Somethin' for the little lady
Somethin' for the little lady, oooh.

I think SNL did a sketch about thong diapers . . .

That's much better. So many questions arise! Where is this "Top Secret!," what is this "Top Secret!?"

I can't fucking stand Shyamalan . . . For me, "The Sixth Sense" does not stand up as well to repeat viewings (that's not to say it is bad — it is quite a good 'movie,' but that's it, really). I did, however, enjoy "Unbreakable" very much, despite the fact that the premise is ludicrous. Honestly, people — it took some…

- "Oh, what is that smell!?"
- "That is the smell of desire my lady"
- "No, it smells like a used diaper filled with Indian food!"
- "Sometimes desire smells that way."