The Maid of Tarth. Ladies be slayin', yo. At least the ugly ones.

SPOILERS!!!!!!!!
SPOILERS!!!!!!!!
SPOILERS!!!!!!!!
SPOILERS!!!!!!!!

Yea, AV Club, where there hell is my meandering philosophical essay on the nature of winter, the power of incest, dire wolves, the intricacies of adapting a novel to television, and fantasy literature as it relates to his fundamentalist upbringing? VanDerWerff has had the screeners for like a week now.

Maybe its just my age, and that I came into my own as a film nerd in the mid 80"s, but I'm surprised by the amount of "never heard off him, I need to check out this Southern Comfort thing" posts that I'm seeing. Of course, then I remember his late 80's time in the wilderness (Oh yeah, he directed Crossroads) and it…

"Time to feed the parakeet"
"Is that some euphemism for wacking off?"

Some Kind of Munster, you watched Higher learning to see Jennifer Connelly and Buffy the Vampire Slayer screw. No reason to feel bad about that.

Mrs. Cuddy
"Mrs. Cuddy remains horrible, a mean, hateful caricature who's sole redeeming virtue is that she, um… I got nothing."

It was in 5 minute increments because that's the version that someone put on Usenet about 10 years ago.

Ice Cube
Man went from NWA to kid's movies, yo.

Not to mention the often forgotten Bob Welch period.

Or run with it. Or, I guess you could rub with it, if you are still overwhelmed with the visual of a naked and glistening Mick Jagger.

Led Zeppelin
I find the lack of Bron-Yr-Aur on this list disturbing, but it also gave me a great idea for an Inventory "XX Albums you didn't know where recorded with the Rolling Stones Mobile Unit". Take that and rub with it, AVClubbers.