I'm going to have to check the statute of limitations on missing a firstie. Don't you go anywhere, son.

Complaining about Morena Baccarin's first nude scene, eh? We don't take kindly to your type 'round here.

Move Along, nothing to see here.

Not so fast there, Buckaroo. According to your post history, it looks like we have a failed firstie on our hands, which you quickly tried to cover up by appropriating somebody else's post.