No, they cannot do that. "Modern Family" is clearly the best sitcom ever, and every person on it is a unique and special snowflake who deserves an Emmy nomination.

I like to use Bing Maps sometimes, but I can never remember the URL, so I just Google "Bing Maps".

I heard "eating", but I'm sure I was wrong :S

I think she's adorable, but I've held off on watching "New Girl" because I don't know how much of her I really need in my life. A little bit of precious goes a long way — unless you're Gollum/Smeagol or something…

The first season of "Parks and Recreation" was lousy, and it really doesn't hurt at all to just start with season 2, which I did when introducing my girlfriend to the show. All of the "important" plot points from season 1 (the pit, Ann and Andy breaking up, Mark kissing Leslie) are summarized through flashbacks and…

I'd rather them hold off on any OTP-type pairings for a while (this is assuming more than one season, which isn't a done deal, I know). I think there's some comedy gold to be mined from couplings like Peralta/Gina, Peralta/Rosa, and Charles/Gina that wouldn't necessarily make for good endgames for the characters (they…

I think she's replacing Britta as my favorite sitcom character crush.

Can we have Sims back? I mean, I'm sorry you're not enjoying the show, but I think reading these reviews has to be the most disconnected I've ever felt between my experience watching a show and my experience reading about it on the A.V. Club.

This show is really great. Has it leaned on the same basic plot formula (Peralta does something seemingly stupid, precinct has to help him out, Peralta ends up on top after all) in like half of its episodes so far? Sure, yeah, but I can't even count on all my fingers and toes Leslie Knope has done the exact same…

I may have startled the neighbors laughing at "Tiny Terry loves his pickles" coming out of that terrifyingly gigantic man's mouth.

Good god that is depressing and incredible all at the same time.

Great album, full stop — one of few I'll just listen to whenever without ever wanting to skip a song. The title track isn't even close to my favorite tune on it, either.

I love the themes here, even if they're a touch obvious: a woman doesn't need a man, and Bill Masters is only interested in Virginia Johnson because she's sexy — the latter of which Bill dismisses by promoting Virginia, but then compounded by what happens immediately thereafter, and the former of which is challenged…

Well, virtually everybody on "Mad Men" is either a complete and total piece of shit, mostly shitty, or moderately shitty. On this show, Bill Masters is kind of a dick who doesn't understand human beings or interpersonal relationships, the Scullys are jam-packed with dysfunction, and Dr. Ethan is a violent drunk with…

What's Rebel Wilson up to these days? A role like this sounds like her stock-in-trade…

I am happy as long as B99 gets moved to a better timeslot, i.e. not stuck in the dead zone that is "Dads'" wake.

"Supersymmetry" could have been a normal-length song, and it wouldn't have been a double album. But I guess that would have generated less "buzz". Oh well.

Any U2 on this record is clearly '90s U2, which is almost unrecognizable from '80s U2.

I'm still waiting for Arnold Schwarzenegger's movie where he plays the action-hero president of the United States and refers to himself as a member of the "execute-ive branch" before snapping a terrorist's neck.

No, but the lengthy graphic sex scenes and full-frontal nudity do.