That was the first time in my entire life that I wish I owned a 3-D television.

How much money we talking here?

Four score and seven beers ago…

Just to clarify: is there, or is there not, nudity in this programme?

He was amazing in The Holiday!

Come on, Gillette! What's the holdup? TURN THIS SHIP AROUND

And they'll demand a second season of Guangzhou Shore, which also won't be pretty.

I want the entire pool scrubbed, sterilized and disinfected!

Just released excerpt from The Situation's upcoming memoir:

Bolognium!

[head implodes]