When Joss swoops in like a Guardian Angel, will he be wearing Haggar slacks?

IIRC, the producer also claimed that Guy acted like a horny 12 year old a lot of the time, and he had to edit out a lot of shots where Fieri was either making lewd sex jokes or dead-on staring at some woman's breasts or ass. That had to get real old, real quick.

I notice that the order that Wan got his powers is the same order that the Avatar rebirth cycle follows.

My theory: Unalaq wants to enter the Spirit World so that he can merge with Vaatu during the Harmonic Convergence and become the Dark Avatar (or Anti-Avatar)

Ever since I saw Sam as Cher's biker boyfriend in MASK, I've dreamed of doing filthy things to him and his sexy moustache.

I'm guessing that Ryan Murphy is having a hard time deciding what to do with Marley, especially since he shot his wad early by putting most of the focus on her last season. That, and she gets in the way of the underlying homoerotic sexual tension between Ryder and Jake.

…and then there was this one time, at band camp, when I got cancelled…

If only the writers knew about the cancellation before the finale: they could have ended the show by having all the cast killed by a crazy lady in a green sweater.

It totally failed due to a glaring lack of Susan Sontag.

Calling it now: Graviton will be the Big Bad for the season finale.

I would give a lung or a kidney to see Rowdy Roddy Piper and Keith David beat the living shit out of Ms. Seacrest.

Go and watch episodes of "Shipmates". Hardwick was the best part of that show, adding just the right amount of snark and smarmy-ness that made that trainwreck so watchable.

They seriously were going to add Ken Jennings? That would have been a mistake, since no one wants to compete against that guy.

WONDER TWINS POWERS ACTIVATE!

The place that James blew up was already full of dead guys shot by Mike and Fi, and it was a fucking huge explosion. Even if there were any body parts to be found, it would be a bunch of small chunks burned beyond recognition.

The ending pretty much suggested that Sam and Jesse knew that Mike and Fi made it out alive. I'm guessing that after Jesse got the kid away from Jame's kill squad, he placed him in one of safehouses that the gang uses, and then Mike picked the kid up after they escaped the explosion. Then Jesse told the CIA that the…

James was Stanton Parish? I knew he seemed familiar.I guess i'm still so pissed that Alphas got canned on a cliffhanger that I blocked JP-F's face out of my conscious mind.

I'd totally be down for a Sam and Jesse series, as long as Barry and Patton Oswalt's character get parts, or at least an occasional "guest starring" part.

I'm guessing that they faked his death and told the CIA that Charlie died in the bomb blast with Maddy.

It was a bomb, not a grenade. She had to push the button to make it go BOOM.