Basically, James' organization was like COBRA - a terrorist group run by a guy who isn't as smart as he thinks he is, and a hot chick with a Russian accent.

Some valets drove the car all over Miami, running the odometer up.

I cried when Maddy blew herself up, but she went out like a boss. Mike's mom was one badass granny.

In related news, Billy Ray Cyrus now comes out in support of abortion.

Didn't Romney leave a lot of his staffers high and dry the minute he lost? I guess Stockholm Syndrome isn't just for hostages anymore.

Gary Cole was the voice of Harvey Birdman, Attorney At Law

You think those are some mental gymnastics? OSC earned a 10.0 when he wrote a re-make of Hamlet where his father was a pedophile that made most of the male cast gay by molesting them (because that's how Card thinks it works). Ghost Dad tricks Hamlet into killing his uncle so he will go Hell and daddy dear can molest…

There was a show about Southern food starring a black couple, "Down Home With The Neelys" that lasted a while. Next Food Network Star winner Aaron MacCargo also had a show for a few seasons. Markus Samuelson is from Ethiopia and is a frequent judge on Chopped. Sunny Anderson also had a show or two, and is lined up for…

"Funeral for a Friend/Love Lies Bleeding" by Elton John
"This Woman's Work"(even though i'm not a woman), "Night of the Swallow" and "Cloudbusting" by Kate Bush
"Purple Rain" by Prince, because that guitar solo sounds like it is crying both tears of sorrow and tears of joy.
"These Are The Days of Our Lives" and "The Show…

"It puts the butter in the KFC bucket, or else it gets the ranch hose again!"

The Help 2: A Second Helping Of Shit Pie.

I want Krissi gone yesterday. Jordan was right when he called her a hypocritical bitch. Using her kid as an excuse makes it an ultra bitch move. I wish he actually said that to her face.

I so want the final two to be Jessie and James, so they can announce, "Prepare for trouble….and make it double!"

Agreed. Lydia can chide a contestant for screwing up without coming off as an arrogant asshole - a skill her son obviously must have missed out on learning because he was picked to sit in the back room while everybody else got to watch.

To be fair, maple does go with butternut squash, which he used in the filling. But in an Alfredo sauce? NO FUCKING WAY.

I'd rather get through life trying something new and failing instead of succeeding by copying my parents to the letter.

Joey B. calling out someone as "a narcissist in full denial" just caused irony to pop a 4 hour erection.

I was suffering from a lack of Shore Leave, so this episode is just what the doctor ordered!

A lot of companies are more lax about hiring people with tattoos, but that usually applies to those with concealable tattoos. If you have tats that cover your forearms, hands, face and neck, you're going to have a much harder time finding a job.

What is it with chefs getting tattoo sleeves? Shit, even Aaron Sanchez has tats all over his hands and neck now. Why do pro chefs want to look like they did a stint in San Quentin?