List fails for lack of Misfits.
List fails for lack of Misfits.
Yeah, ending up with an uneven set of 19 contestants seemed odd. I wonder who got booted in between episodes and why?
I was even more offended when he called Bime's mofongo "shrimp scampi, faked, with plantain thrown in there" during the auditions. WTH? Dude is supposed to be a food expert, and never heard of a Carribean staple like mofongo?
Agreed on the Maddie thing. She's picked up a few tricks since hanging with the gang, and has even held her own against bad guys and helped out on a few missions. Seeing her spill the beans so easily was just bad writing. If this was the first season, it would have made sense, but not now.
“When I say ‘American pie,’” says Jeff Foxworthy, who has just said “American pie,” “I’m not talking about the movie. I’m not talking about the 19-minute song.”
Listening to Don McLean sing while a teenage boy humps a pie would have been more interesting to watch than this show. I bet it won't even make to the finale…
Possible names for the show:
Wasn't this going to be called "Toxic Office"?
The reason why Chris Brown gets away with it is the same reason why R. Kelly still gets away with being a pedophile that pees on underage girls: Because people are stupid.
I thought the first episode was about Orel getting Shapey a gift certificate to Pizza Joe's for Christmas and developing the delusion that Shapey was the Messiah?
"I'm Michael Cera. Who the fuck are you? And why isn't Ashley Katchadorian watching the goddamn door?!"
No, we expect Michael Cera to play something other than Michael Cera.
If anyone would off themselves, it would be Velma. She always assumes that it's a guy in a suit right from the start. If she was confronted with an actual monster, it would shatter her psyche and make her pull a Cobain.
Good lord, Moral Orel went from sunshine and lollipops in the first season to dark as fuck in the last season. Venture Bros a little less so, but the last season still had a lot of pedophile jokes (Sgt Hatred, Capt Sunshine).
He looks so much hotter when he combs his fucking hair and lets the stubble grow into actual facial hair.
It could have been even darker: the original script had him raping Charlize Theron's character.
Since IM3 and STID pulled off Asian/Caucasian bait & switches, Zod will be revealed to be a 80 year old Korean woman.
I was so glad that Tommy didn't end up going all Harry Osbourne, especially since all the signs were pointing in that direction. Having him actually stand up to father made his death all the more poignant.
You see, Smallville? This is how you do a season finale. Fantastic episode from start to finish. We expected a big payoff, and we got a big payoff, with interest. I'm totally on board for Season 2.
Also, considering that China was one of the biggest target audiences, doing the "old-school" Mandy wasn't going to fly with them.
At least IM3 gets credit for hiring Ben Kingsley as the faux Mandy, since Ben (born Krishna Pandit Bhanji) is of South Asian descent.