Oh wait, they didn't pull out in time.

That bastard.

Now this, this I would actually watch.

Thanks, made some "coconut water" of my own.

Did anyone else read that headline and think she had her own coroner, like on staff or something.  Talk about a self fulfilling prophecy…

You  misspelled "fellatio"

That's only if you fail to swallow them whole.  Then it is a natural selection event.

My kids DEMAND Upular when I go to YouTube

Take off your headphones and eat this marshmallow.

And umm…..if fuzzy college memory serves me, I believe that she has also posed in Playboy (sometime in the 90s). Ya know, if your girl crush is into that sort of thing.

It's not that I'm old. You music really does suck.

Yep, Fuck PETA. Serious, fuck them, they seem so tense.

Just kidding. Makes the coffee taste like shit.

ground up in the freezer?

You sir, get the race card.

I wish I could say "fuck" in lecture….
…but I'm not a tenure track faculty. At least I wish I could say it more. Still looks interesting. I'm surprised he's got these kids for 15 minutes. My non-majors mostly don't really care and I have to spend lots of time trying to entertain. Fun but draining. I'm interested…

I don't even give a fuck enough about this show to respond to your post. Oh wait…….

Umm, no thanks, I'll wait for the movie.

They're going to actually add thespian softball players…
Oh, my bad. Misread the title. But still, some acting on CBS's lineup couldn't actually hurt.

First, it gets me laid. Second, the movies are actually quite hilarious, especially with an audience. When we went to the last one, when the werewolf kid took off his shirt this guy right behind me yells out "Yeaahhhh!" Can't beat that for comedy.