I like where you're going with this… oooh, oooh, how about "My Super Sweet 16 Surgeries,' hosted by that Heidi blow-up doll?

damn
So mad I didn't think of this myself… how about next season, a reality cooking competition, winner gets in-vitro octuplets implanted in her womb? Hosted by Kathie Lee?

dear Warner Bros:
Always wanted to see Veronica Mars as a rookie FBI agent.

am I imagining things…
…or did you just admit that you abstain from gluten to stay skinny?
I think I just figured it out… Amelie is really Gwyneth Paltrow…

Hello?
Food Network advertises "Cook or Be Cooked" as its first video game, and this review confirms. My question: what the hell about the Iron Chef game?

That was the best part of the story right there