Thank GOD… my husband has a huge crush on her

yep.  There's the 3.  Thank you.  Please let the Situation be next.

Spooky.  The Comedy Central Roast Death Curse strikes again.

most non-non-heinous

This article is so clever— really says it all.

I was just thinking about how lame it was to cast Ziyi Zhang in a movie about Japanese culture.  To me that's not so much 'insensitive' as it is a testament to how most moviegoers are too dumb to care about things like the difference between China and Japan.  And you know what was really outrageous about Memoirs?  The…

Contrived, maybe.  I remember really liking the first season, and thinking it had dropped off after that.  The show had more potential then.  But if it seemed forced in the first few eps, do NOT spend your time on later ones.

Ugh!  This show started good, but is so far from entertaining now.

Seriously?  The bridge of her nose is MUCH thinner than when she was on the show back in cycle 2.  Not sure about the chin or anything else, but she has definitely had work done…

Blonde was great- kind of broke down her life by phases where she was different archetypes- the little wife, the star, the whore, etc.  I kind of think this article's idea of 'different takes on MM' is pretty much covered in Blonde.

I pray that someone;s gonna go ballistic and threaten to shatter her very obviously plastic surgified face.  THAT'S her real "off limits" topic.

Someone needs to develop a strain of marijuana called Pot Ledom.

This is why I love you, AV Club… this merited a headline, but the actual divorce did not.

I found the gimp suit a little too wacky when I watched the show, but last night I had a spooky dream about the gimp suit appearing in the doorway, and it actually freaked me out a little. 
 Then it raped my husband!  Diss!

Yes, also creepy as hell

In Lost Highway, when Patricia Arquette is lying in the dark, but it's Robert Blake's face!  eeee!

Comcast sure is a mincing little pansy.

I've been wondering the same thing.  I seem to recall a statement saying something like she died because she hadn't been drinking and it was a shock for her body.

Is this the first balloon with a character bio?

OMG I had the exact thought: that print looks like casino carpet.  Get out of my head, Teti.