Or the beginning to Immigrant Song "Robert Plant: aaaAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"

You think he was a hack?

Two things: I hate when biographies carry the descriptor "Unauthorized," as though this Rees bloke is interviewing people in parking garages and on the run from agents in black and white suits who are willing to do whatever it takes to ensure Robert Plant's life story remains shrouded in secrecy.

I kind of liked Welcome to the Family. It confirmed my pre-supposed assumptions that male Mexican teens only want to impregnate unsuspecting white female teens all in an elaborate plot to then marry said female white teen and assimilate into the middle class. Dastardly third generation immigrants!

Because The Simpsons and Friends, just like L&O:SVU, all depict guest stars that have been raped.

He's 77?!?! Great Googamooga! Did he make a deal with the devil or is he Dorian Gray or what the cuss is going on here? I'm 33 and he looks better than I do.

Stolen from Herc in The Wire.

Arnold plays an Austrian inmate? Finally, he can speak in his normal Austrian accent!

I think I do, as in they're not rotting worm food. Except Thurston Moore who we all know is dead on the inside, and Kim Gordon, have you seen her lately? Yuck!

The protagonist comes from a strict Christian up-bringing, and her name is Lamb? Diablo Cody really puts the b in subtle.

How ironic Nirvana will get inducted, first ballot, when Kurt Cobain supposedly hated his celebrity so much. If only J Mascis, Frank Black and Thurston Moore were better looking, their bands would have gotten in.

Comedy is not dependent on demographic. The cast could be all black, all female, all white, all male, all eskimo, so long as it is funny, I could give a shit what sex, orientation and/or ethnic the cast is comprised of.

There are plenty of demographics that haven't been represented on SNL at all. Black females are 400% more represented than Chinese, who comprise one sixth of the world's population.

Hey O'Neal, look at you with the esoteric reference to Big Paul! Now I don't feel so weird knowing that somebody else knows about that.

You had me at "hello chocolate cake, arrrggg num num num!"

Unless we're talking Tom Cruise from Minority Report: Neither are real life cops, for the most part.

Screenplay by Kevin Smith.

Oooh, propaganda! 

The trailer for this "movie" makes it seem as though the roadie has to fight through a mob because he just has to get to the show maaaaaaan! So it seemed like the Broken Social Scene movie This Movie Is Broken. Metallica seem like huge egomaniacs, so it would make sense if the movie was about somebody who loves them…

Haha! Fire Extinguisher indeed.